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The kids were so amusing yesterday. I wish I could remember all that was said that had me chuckling inside, but alas, Mommy Brain is a real thing and I definitely have it. However, here are the choice things I DO remember.

Out of the mouth of Seth:
"This is my favorite shirt b/c it shows off my armpit muscles. I’m pretty lucky because Andrew has only one armpit muscle but I have 2."

And here he is showing off said armpit muscles. I don't get it- looks like just an armpit to me...but what do I know, I'm just a girl.
Andrew is Seth's best buddy and it was news to me that Andrew is apparently missing an armpit??

Though, speaking of armpits and Andrew, Seth informed me that he and Andrew have created the AL Club. That would be the "Armpit and Leg Fart Club". Both boys are enthusiastic members and quite adept in their...um...art?!

Here is Seth showing off his mad skills!

As I was making some cinnamon toast yesterday, Katey and Seth were having the following conversation:
K: One time Daddy buttered, cinnamon-ed and sugared BOTH sides of my toast!! Can you believe it? - BOTH SIDES!
S: (laughing heartily) Yeah, Daddy's crazy!
K: (in utter seriousness) Daddy's not crazy, he's just different!